Norwegian secrets

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"I feel bad for my mother. I just can't buy a mother's day card that says "world's best mom". I went for one that said "have a nice day" instead.. And she knows very well why."

"I feel bad for my mother. I just can't buy a mother's day card that says "world's best mom". I went for one that said "have a nice day" instead.. And she knows very well why."

"My shrink can't neither make me skinny nor pretty."

"My shrink can't neither make me skinny nor pretty."

"I think I might be pregnant, but I don't dare to check. If I am, I have to tell four people that they MAYBE are going to be a father. I hate that I went so wild the last year of high school ..."

"I think I might be pregnant, but I don't dare to check. If I am, I have to tell four people that they MAYBE are going to be a father. I hate that I went so wild the last year of high school ..."

"Nobody knows about the relationship we had. Yesterday I watched while you married a fantastic girl. I have nobody to talk about my mixed feelings with. Could it've been us if I'd dared to try?

"Nobody knows about the relationship we had. Yesterday I watched while you married a fantastic girl. I have nobody to talk about my mixed feelings with. Could it've been us if I'd dared to try?

"I drink to forget. I'm only nineteen years old. I don't want to end up like dad."

"I drink to forget. I'm only nineteen years old. I don't want to end up like dad."

"Today I combed my hair with my boyfriend's toothbrush."

"Today I combed my hair with my boyfriend's toothbrush."

"I want to be a pensioner. I'm 22 years old." (Pin # 100 on the board "Norwegian Secrets"!)

"I want to be a pensioner. I'm 22 years old." (Pin # 100 on the board "Norwegian Secrets"!)

"When you and your stepmother become friends due to common interest ... because you're almost the same age. Awkward as fuck."

"When you and your stepmother become friends due to common interest ... because you're almost the same age. Awkward as fuck."

"I work in a book store. Everybody says that I'm a fantastic employee, good with the customers, skilled at making exhibitions - you name it. What nobody knows it that I steal - a lot. Books and money. It's just so easy."

"I work in a book store. Everybody says that I'm a fantastic employee, good with the customers, skilled at making exhibitions - you name it. What nobody knows it that I steal - a lot. Books and money. It's just so easy."

"When I'm done using some equipment at the gym, I put on some extra weights so the next person will think I'm stronger than I really am."

"When I'm done using some equipment at the gym, I put on some extra weights so the next person will think I'm stronger than I really am."

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