It's for your own safety...

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I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home

The older I get, the more it seems I need it.

Especially in moments of real anger. Truthful words hurt everyone. Then the retaliation begins.

I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

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