My reaction (IRL): So uhhh I kinda... Like you... A lot *Face Puts Tomatoes to Shame* My Reaction (In My Mind): OH SH*T! OH SH*T! THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO AND I'M GONNA DIE ALONE IN A FIRE! JESUS CHRIST I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANYO- Them: Oh... My Reaction (IRL): Oh? My Reaction (Mind): We're so dead! They don't feel the same way! I'm gonna slit my wrists after this out of stress!