LEGAL HUMOR!

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Insurance Fraud is Frowned Upon Under the Law - As a lawyer who insured his cigars against FIRE and made a claim!  https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/insurance-fraud-frowned-upon-under-law-bradley-ratliff?published=t

Insurance Fraud is Frowned Upon Under the Law - As a lawyer who insured his cigars against FIRE and made a claim! https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/insurance-fraud-frowned-upon-under-law-bradley-ratliff?published=t

Okay, people! Practical advice for the day. If you are a criminal defendant - even for a traffic ticket - and the prosecutor is willing to talk to you in an effort to resolve the case, DO NOT - UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES - START YOUR CONVERSATION BY BAD-MOUTHING THE OFFICER! This is counter productive, shows bad faith, demonstrates bad character, and is plain old stupid. That is all.

Okay, people! Practical advice for the day. If you are a criminal defendant - even for a traffic ticket - and the prosecutor is willing to talk to you in an effort to resolve the case, DO NOT - UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES - START YOUR CONVERSATION BY BAD-MOUTHING THE OFFICER! This is counter productive, shows bad faith, demonstrates bad character, and is plain old stupid. That is all.

Well, pretty sure that neither Virginia nor West Virginia allows hunting children with shotguns...yet this is a STRANGE sign...

Well, pretty sure that neither Virginia nor West Virginia allows hunting children with shotguns...yet this is a STRANGE sign...

Honest to goodness...this REALLY HAPPENED. I witnessed it myself. On my way to court this morning....a police officer had pulled over ....(wait for it...)...a KRISPY KREME DONUT TRUCK!

Honest to goodness...this REALLY HAPPENED. I witnessed it myself. On my way to court this morning....a police officer had pulled over ....(wait for it...)...a KRISPY KREME DONUT TRUCK!

Legal Definition of the day (don't want to miss this! Seriously!): PLUNDER: n. Personal property belonging to an enemy captured and appropriated on land. BOOTY. Also the act of seizing such property...see BOOTY: PRIZE. I. SWEAR. THIS. IS. REAL. Straight outta Black's Law Dictionary.

Legal Definition of the day (don't want to miss this! Seriously!): PLUNDER: n. Personal property belonging to an enemy captured and appropriated on land. BOOTY. Also the act of seizing such property...see BOOTY: PRIZE. I. SWEAR. THIS. IS. REAL. Straight outta Black's Law Dictionary.

A Little Humor... A new lawyer had just been hired as a Junior Associate in a big firm. He was assigned to handle the trial of a certain murder case, where his firm represented the alleged murderer. The young lawyer, wanting desperately to have his client acquitted, spent hours in the office, researching for a good defense. He filed numerous pleadings and appeared in numerous court hearings to defend his client. After the long trial was over, the judge issued a verdict. The young lawyer’s…

A Little Humor... A new lawyer had just been hired as a Junior Associate in a big firm. He was assigned to handle the trial of a certain murder case, where his firm represented the alleged murderer. The young lawyer, wanting desperately to have his client acquitted, spent hours in the office, researching for a good defense. He filed numerous pleadings and appeared in numerous court hearings to defend his client. After the long trial was over, the judge issued a verdict. The young lawyer’s…

Although repealed in 2010, West Virginia law included a provisions as follows: A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge. "I dare ya. What's-a-matter? You chicken?" LOL. HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

Although repealed in 2010, West Virginia law included a provisions as follows: A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge. "I dare ya. What's-a-matter? You chicken?" LOL. HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

LEGAL HUMOR: In West Virginia, there was a statute that read as follows: Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison." Importantly, this law was repealed in 2010. What is REALLY FUNNY? In Virginia, § 18.2-345. Lewd and lascivious cohabitation, says: If any persons, not married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or, whether married or not, be guilty of open and gross lewdness and lasciviousness…

LEGAL HUMOR: In West Virginia, there was a statute that read as follows: Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison." Importantly, this law was repealed in 2010. What is REALLY FUNNY? In Virginia, § 18.2-345. Lewd and lascivious cohabitation, says: If any persons, not married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or, whether married or not, be guilty of open and gross lewdness and lasciviousness…

Virginia is not the only state with CRAZY laws...take, for instance, West Virginia:  DUELLING IS PROHIBITED.  SERIOUSLY.  In WV, a person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.  §6-5-7. Disqualification by duelling.  Any citizen of this state who shall, either in or out of the state, fight a duel with deadly weapons, or send or accept a challenge so to do, or who shall act as a second, or knowingly aid or assist in such duel, shall ever thereafter be…

Virginia is not the only state with CRAZY laws...take, for instance, West Virginia: DUELLING IS PROHIBITED. SERIOUSLY. In WV, a person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel. §6-5-7. Disqualification by duelling. Any citizen of this state who shall, either in or out of the state, fight a duel with deadly weapons, or send or accept a challenge so to do, or who shall act as a second, or knowingly aid or assist in such duel, shall ever thereafter be…

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Answer by Lee Ballentine (Wish I could take credit for this!): Kill the tiger with one shot. Since this works you know you have an extremely powerful gun. With the help of the lawyer, block the snake into a corner away from the door using the tiger’s body. Since this works you know you have a fearless lawyer. Use your extremely powerful gun to shoot out the lock of the door…

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Answer by Lee Ballentine (Wish I could take credit for this!): Kill the tiger with one shot. Since this works you know you have an extremely powerful gun. With the help of the lawyer, block the snake into a corner away from the door using the tiger’s body. Since this works you know you have a fearless lawyer. Use your extremely powerful gun to shoot out the lock of the door…


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lol so true after an intense aerial class

lol so true after an intense aerial class

Resultado de imagem para Charutos

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Heddels Definition - Mens Jeans

Heddels Definition - Mens Jeans

No negligent failure to warn there!

No negligent failure to warn there!

STUPID CRIMINAL OF THE DAY! RIGHT FROM TAZEWELL COUNTY: Dyllan Naecker, 29, was hiding out in Bluefield, Virginia, after fleeing Maryland where he was wanted as a registered sex offender, when his girlfriend, Samantha Dillow decided to help out. She “liked” the local Tazewell Police Department on Facebook, thinking that this would be a good way to keep an eye on police activities. The only catch was that the police then had direct access to HER Facebook page! DUMB!

STUPID CRIMINAL OF THE DAY! RIGHT FROM TAZEWELL COUNTY: Dyllan Naecker, 29, was hiding out in Bluefield, Virginia, after fleeing Maryland where he was wanted as a registered sex offender, when his girlfriend, Samantha Dillow decided to help out. She “liked” the local Tazewell Police Department on Facebook, thinking that this would be a good way to keep an eye on police activities. The only catch was that the police then had direct access to HER Facebook page! DUMB!

Hillbilly Traffic Problems 4-26-16: Weber City, VA - report of donkey walking in middle of the road along Wadlow Gap Rd. True Story!

Hillbilly Traffic Problems 4-26-16: Weber City, VA - report of donkey walking in middle of the road along Wadlow Gap Rd. True Story!

Apparently, our sister state, Kentucky, has a math problem....er, uh...meth! METH PROBLEM!

Apparently, our sister state, Kentucky, has a math problem....er, uh...meth! METH PROBLEM!

Legal Definition of the day (don't want to miss this! Seriously!): PLUNDER: n. Personal property belonging to an enemy captured and appropriated on land. BOOTY. Also the act of seizing such property...see BOOTY: PRIZE. I. SWEAR. THIS. IS. REAL. Straight outta Black's Law Dictionary.

Legal Definition of the day (don't want to miss this! Seriously!): PLUNDER: n. Personal property belonging to an enemy captured and appropriated on land. BOOTY. Also the act of seizing such property...see BOOTY: PRIZE. I. SWEAR. THIS. IS. REAL. Straight outta Black's Law Dictionary.

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