LEGAL HUMOR!

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A Little Humor... A new lawyer had just been hired as a Junior Associate in a big firm. He was assigned to handle the trial of a certain murder case, where his firm represented the alleged murderer. The young lawyer, wanting desperately to have his client acquitted, spent hours in the office, researching for a good defense. He filed numerous pleadings and appeared in numerous court hearings to defend his client. After the long trial was over, the judge issued a verdict. The young lawyer’s…

A Little Humor... A new lawyer had just been hired as a Junior Associate in a big firm. He was assigned to handle the trial of a certain murder case, where his firm represented the alleged murderer. The young lawyer, wanting desperately to have his client acquitted, spent hours in the office, researching for a good defense. He filed numerous pleadings and appeared in numerous court hearings to defend his client. After the long trial was over, the judge issued a verdict. The young lawyer’s…

Although repealed in 2010, West Virginia law included a provisions as follows: A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge. "I dare ya. What's-a-matter? You chicken?" LOL. HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

Although repealed in 2010, West Virginia law included a provisions as follows: A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge. "I dare ya. What's-a-matter? You chicken?" LOL. HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

LEGAL HUMOR: In West Virginia, there was a statute that read as follows: Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison." Importantly, this law was repealed in 2010. What is REALLY FUNNY? In Virginia, § 18.2-345. Lewd and lascivious cohabitation, says: If any persons, not married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or, whether married or not, be guilty of open and gross lewdness and lasciviousness…

LEGAL HUMOR: In West Virginia, there was a statute that read as follows: Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison." Importantly, this law was repealed in 2010. What is REALLY FUNNY? In Virginia, § 18.2-345. Lewd and lascivious cohabitation, says: If any persons, not married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or, whether married or not, be guilty of open and gross lewdness and lasciviousness…

Virginia is not the only state with CRAZY laws...take, for instance, West Virginia:  DUELLING IS PROHIBITED.  SERIOUSLY.  In WV, a person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.  §6-5-7. Disqualification by duelling.  Any citizen of this state who shall, either in or out of the state, fight a duel with deadly weapons, or send or accept a challenge so to do, or who shall act as a second, or knowingly aid or assist in such duel, shall ever thereafter be…

Virginia is not the only state with CRAZY laws...take, for instance, West Virginia: DUELLING IS PROHIBITED. SERIOUSLY. In WV, a person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel. §6-5-7. Disqualification by duelling. Any citizen of this state who shall, either in or out of the state, fight a duel with deadly weapons, or send or accept a challenge so to do, or who shall act as a second, or knowingly aid or assist in such duel, shall ever thereafter be…

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Answer by Lee Ballentine (Wish I could take credit for this!): Kill the tiger with one shot. Since this works you know you have an extremely powerful gun. With the help of the lawyer, block the snake into a corner away from the door using the tiger’s body. Since this works you know you have a fearless lawyer. Use your extremely powerful gun to shoot out the lock of the door…

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Answer by Lee Ballentine (Wish I could take credit for this!): Kill the tiger with one shot. Since this works you know you have an extremely powerful gun. With the help of the lawyer, block the snake into a corner away from the door using the tiger’s body. Since this works you know you have a fearless lawyer. Use your extremely powerful gun to shoot out the lock of the door…

Well, pretty sure that neither Virginia nor West Virginia allows hunting children with shotguns...yet this is a STRANGE sign...

Well, pretty sure that neither Virginia nor West Virginia allows hunting children with shotguns...yet this is a STRANGE sign...

Did you know? ...You can legally change your name. Yup. It is easy in Virginia too. Just complete a petition, certify that you are not doing so for an improper purpose, pay the fee...and VIOLA! You are someone else! (sorta). So...ever wonder why someone would change their legal name? Most have to do with divorces or adoptions. Some just want to change a stupid name to a better one. Ummm....but what about the ones who want to change a normal name to a stupid one? Sure can!

Did you know? ...You can legally change your name. Yup. It is easy in Virginia too. Just complete a petition, certify that you are not doing so for an improper purpose, pay the fee...and VIOLA! You are someone else! (sorta). So...ever wonder why someone would change their legal name? Most have to do with divorces or adoptions. Some just want to change a stupid name to a better one. Ummm....but what about the ones who want to change a normal name to a stupid one? Sure can!


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