"Ye come seekin' adventure and salty ol' pirates, eh? Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys...and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin' to board. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys...dead men tell no tales!" A great sign for the door at a pirate birthday party!