I am absolutely here for any and all celebrity goss from the early 1980s, a perfect time in which Francis Ford Coppola had not yet cursed us with The Godfather Part III and the image of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch was still several decades away. So, it is with great pleasure that I present you with news of a dudefight between Cruise and Rob Lowe, the latter of whom says the former pitched a massive fit over having to share a room while auditioning for The Outsiders.