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"I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, random shenanigans and solid love of vodka." Well except for the vodka part.

I need to make this my mantra...

Note to self: Just because it pops into my mind doesn't mean it should come out of my mouth. Some things when said, should be done. Moving on with my happy life.

Sometimes I think Vodka isn't the answer, then I think, don't be so fucking stupid, vodka is ALWAYS the answer.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Sometimes I think Vodka isn't the answer, then I think, don't be so fucking stupid, vodka is ALWAYS the answer.

End of story

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

Pretend, Nice?

Derek, I love that when I’m with you, I don’t have to pretend I’m a nice person. That shit’s exhausting.

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