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I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things & get really excited.

Totally me! that's exactly it! I Don't Mean To Interrupt - Cool Funny Tees - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

Married Life-- love love love for my hubby with love!!!!

Husband Marriage Quotes: Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

LoL

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

HATE THIS!!

Funny Saying ~ Cleaning Dishes

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

Lol!!!!

Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).

Forget to eat - first breakfast, second, luncheon, supper, midnight.  lol

I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

#truth

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Unfortunately very true.

Most nighs I am confident I'll get up in the morning to work out. Most mornings I think it's a better idea to work out at night.

Word! :D

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

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