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Honest to god, TRUTH !!!!!

Lol so true! "You never told me that!" Um, yeah, I did.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Ironic that I found this tonight as my husband snores away beside me! LOL oh-so-funny-p

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That's a cleaning thing!

My girlfriend always says she wants to strangle me just as often as she wants to kiss me.

Why would you marry someone you want to kill? I hate sayings like this about marriage.

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Why this just happened yesterday! Had to turn down the thermometer in the house.

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my kinds of people

for real....and they are totally clueless about it ...trying not to let other people influence how I feel...

Some people are NICE suckers

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Funny Confession Ecard: Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Her silence means she's plotting your death.

This can occur during any conversation between the hours of 12 and 12.

I'm always hungry!

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i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

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Pregnancy brain is real and turns into mom brain. What does pregnancy brain+mom brain=?

-must be boring to be so bored with your life you have to envy my happiness-

Yeah, good luck with that. You are with a cheater.

.This is such a battle for date night....hahahaha!

so true with the picky people in my life ;

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