Laugh Out Loud Quotes by George Carlin. Hysterically funny, George cut through to the heart of every subject and found the humor in it. He was brilliant and fearless. The best comedian ever to mess with our heads. I miss you, George.
the real reason that we can't have the ten commandments in a courthouse: you cannot post 'thou shalt not steal,' 'thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. it creates a hostile work environment.
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Rights aren’t ‘rights’ if someone can take ‘em away; they’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country: a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news, even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter