I'm a Christian and I still think this is hilarious. <--- I too am a Christian, and I would actually do the same thing.<---- I'm a Christian (not Catholic) and although I wouldn't do it myself, I still think it's hilarious.
"the story of my first contracted murder" -- (actually this is just really funny, but I didn't know which board I could add this to without sounding like an a-hole/psychopath) -- click through for more murderous funnies. Oh my gosh
I was telling my parents (who recently started season 4 of Sherlock) that the fandom ships Johnlock, and my mom was like "?" So I said "people ship Sherlock and John" and she's like *long pause* "to where?