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Take a look at the Cream & Pink 'Girl' Definition Wall Sign on #zulily today!

Girl Definition Wood Sign Girl Room Decor Decor for by vinylcrafts

If you don't like me, it's not my fault. There's clearly something wrong with you. #quotes

Usually the people who don't like me are stuck up judgmental people who don't know how to have a good time and have no sense of humor. if your reading this and you don't like me, you suck :)

Which would only end in her hand going numb for hours, but at least she would feel better.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

This cracked me up and reminded me of you Lexie Lane!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

We will help you turn things around.

We will help you turn things around.

Oh snap!

kinda makes me upset. You don't need makeup to be pretty! And don't ever eat makeup! It's bad,and it won't make you pretty on the inside.

Story of my life.  People never come over when the house is clean.

House was clean last week sorry you missed it doormat. Mine should say was clean once.

Yesssss!! I feel like a superhero

Common Sense so rare, it's kind of like a superpower! It's one of my superpowers!

19 de janeiro de 2018 I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. P A T C H W O R K *d a s* I D E I A S

19 de janeiro de 2018 I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. P A T C H W O R K *d a s* I D E I A S

Especially since you're mine

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. Yep some of us have been known to walk into poles without even owning a phone.

Mutual physical attraction is only half of what brings two people together...

Physical attraction is to be appreciated , Mental connection should be valued far more. Physical attraction provides temporary visual fulfillment , mental connection provides much , much , much more.

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