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The little lost kitten....

Dirty Minds they celrtainly make life interesting. Can't help but think of my Grandma Betty when I read this! You dirty bird!

Yep. #relatable

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit" yup this is me

bwah ^^

Don't try to figure me out, I'm a special kind of twisted. ٩๏̯͡๏)۶

I'd tell you to kiss my ass... But I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love and I'll never get rid of you.

I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

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Kill that fing carebear I would

I can feel the love! I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda bear. But maybe like a Care bear? I'd fight fight one of those sonsabitches for you

Personal trainers not just in the gym any more.

Can I be your personal sexual trainer? I promise well burn calories. Enjoy this brand new fun naughty quote for him and her!

My boy put this on facebook

Tickled If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex. - It's so hard to find a matching bra and panties set that fits and doesn't cost a mint.

Hahah i love it

Girls have magic powers, they get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard.

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