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Lol it was a bad day but he was willing to be there😊💜☀️ sent this to him MonkeyButt

Boom!

It's really at the pathetic level. You are just wasting time that you could be spending with that family you claim you love so much.

"I was waiting for my coffee at Starbucks and a really handsome guy came next to me to order.I whispered "Daaamn" It was louder than I thought He looked at me and said   "I was thinking the same thing""

"I was waiting for my coffee at Starbucks and a really handsome guy came next to me to order.I whispered "Daaamn" It was louder than I thought He looked at me and said "I was thinking the same thing""<<I WISH THAT HAPPENED TO ME

*grandpa. Or great-unclr who's hella cool

I feel like Trump and Hillary are divorced parents fighting over custody of us. But we kind of just wanna go live with grandma. Or grandpa Bernie.

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Husband thought he could inconspicuously get something from the car in his boxers. So, like any good wife would, I locked the front door and turned on the car alarm.

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Depends on the what relation to the girl is but alrighty lol <<< I mean, it doesn't specify whether he slept with the girl or just stayed at her house

That sounds like my way of explaining what I mean when I can’t remember the name of something

I took my sister to an aquarium today. She asked what a fish was and I forgot it's name so I just kinda said "Sea Pancake" Stingray. I was looking for stingray.

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Omgosh, too funny! Nailed it! For all of us who see idea's on pintrest and then are totally able to nail it! laugh out loud funny

Am I the only one getting offended that being a nerd is "cool" now? I worked hard to become a walking encyclopedia of useless facts. You're just a hoe with glasses.

I was friends with someone for 9 years. His girlfriend told me I’m not allowed to talk to him ever again. Because she doesn’t trust him around me.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I was friends with someone for 9 years. His girlfriend told me I’m not allowed to talk to him ever again. Because she doesn’t trust him around me.

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My Generation Has Gone Way Too Pc - Political Correctness has turned into a cancer lately.

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