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Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Funny Thanks Ecard: Work? No, thank you. Do you have a paid position for being fabulous?

Funny Thanks Ecard: Work? Do you have a paid position for being…

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Country Songs: My kind of Party is sitting on the Florida-Georgia Line, getting Drunk on You, sipping from a Red Solo Cup filled with Apple Pie Moonshine with people who like to Kick it in the Sticks.

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: A day without dealing with stupid people is like. I'll tell you if it ever fucking happens. Till then, I'll take a shot of vodka, please. So true!

I cannot stand when someone takes credit for someone elses idea! This was my old bosses middle name!

Haha so life is so great! Love when over 4 years ago we fed a fake name and they fell for it! Funny thing is we showed people prior so they could not say we were lying! Just shows how desperate they are to have our life!

And there you go...,

And there you go...,

I'm not in living in the past. I just wish I could row down Dawson's Creek & bump into Jordan Catelano on the way to The Peach Pit!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not in living in the past. I just wish I could row down Dawson's Creek & bump into Jordan Catelano on the way to The Peach Pit!

Every time!

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

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