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I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning.

I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning. Story of my life!

#fashion #quotes

Bill Giyaman posted elizabeth taylor {pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together} to their -inspiring quotes and sayings- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

Yes. Yes, it would. Well, that and having the ability/time to nap anytime it starts to get ugly and rainy. Then= totally perfect.

Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't confusing and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

Yummm

Fair is place to get cotton candy. Life is not fair, although sometimes I run into an opportunity to consume cotton candy during the course of my life.

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10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

good moms. This makes me feel better, I hope my kids are happy because of something I did!

For moms who know what really matters. Black box sign with "Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids." in white. All wooden box signs are deep and can be freestanding or hanging. 8 x 7 x inches.

I really used to do that... Even in other people's houses

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

Wait... people don't actually read the things they're agreeing to?? Lol

Funny pictures about The Biggest Lie Ever. Oh, and cool pics about The Biggest Lie Ever. Also, The Biggest Lie Ever photos.

Speak Your Mind Quotes | The time to really respect yourself is when someone shows disrespect ...

New quotes for 2012…

Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!

ha ha! I know someone who would then say "put your big boy pants on, and go kick ass"

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it, they say. But what if I can't find my big girl panties?

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

Haha :-) funny quotes

If you marry a creative person. My husband definitely married a creative person, lol.

Cleaning is hard

i can't clean my room because i get distracted by all the cool stuff i find.i should have used this when my mom asked me to clean my room when i was a kid

Great quote for a bakery or kitchen: "You Cant Buy Happiness But You Can Buy Cupcakes And That's Kind Of The Same Thing." #cupcakes #cupcake #fun

"You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes, and that's kinda the same thing." Food should never REALLY equal happiness, but cupcakes are bliss. Home baked cupcakes are even better than bliss.

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