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she was a bitch to me.and I was a bitch back.and well.all she can do is talk shit behind my back. I am and always will be better than her and it kills her!

No need to glare at me when you are with my ex, I don't want him back, I've seen where he's been.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: No need to glare at me when you are with my ex, I don't want him back, I've seen where he's been.

.Haha...you got that right

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

I know a bunch of those girls..the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch"...well here's what I have to say to you, "You might think you're an 'honest' person but being a mean spirited insecure jealous bitch is not the same as being honest."

I know a bunch of those girls.the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch".well here's what I have to say to you being a bitch is not the same as being honest.

Hahaha. You are so far from what you think you are!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh you go to Church and act like the perfect Christian on Sundays? But talk about people, create drama, judge others, lie & act fake? Seems legit!

I swear people ask me this while I'm on   the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or   even answer you...

Free and Funny News Ecard: When someone asks me if I'm working hard, or hardly working, I'm tempted to punch them in the throat & ask them if they're hurting hard or h

Just Plain Dumb!

Just Plain Dumb!

People get SO angry, don't try to argue blubber at me because I pointed out you're stupid. Deal with it.

No pretending @Becky Wombacher

Derek, I love that when I’m with you, I don’t have to pretend I’m a nice person. That shit’s exhausting.

Awww. You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs!

True but you're still trying to spread your legs too no body wants that nasty cunt though. Hahah caption was too funny to get rid of

Like the girl in my Animal Behavior class--everyone behind her is constantly rolling their eyes when she attempts to make jokes--so sad--you are not funny

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.

OMG, how true.

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

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