Nine superhero pickup lines… my reactions: Spiderman - Eww, no. Human Torch - Come back when you become Captain America. Flash - Run Away. Hulk - Not interested in giant green rage monsters. Iron Man - ...Really? That's the best you, Tony Stark, could come up with? I am so disappointed in you. Thor - What? No Hammer jokes? Daredevil - I wish I was blind after having to sit through your movie. Superman - Don't make me use my kryptonite pepper spray. Batman - ...I'm available.