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INTJ: I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest. Its not my fault truth hurts. Here's a band aid.

I say this to people all the time when they question me about why I'm not dating anyone yet....

I've been single for a while and I have to say. It's going very well. I think I'm the one.

You can handle anything!!!

God only gives us what he thinks we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm bad ass!

Your Face Is Fine Button by kohaku16 on Etsy, $3.00

your face is just fine, but you'll have to put a bag over that personality button


Financial Peace

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

For the haters out there.

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Bitch. haha I'm sure the bitch is cured now. So ugly!