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How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their wifi password? so true

This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

I can think of so many other things I could do with those 8 hours...

Funny Workplace Ecard: You know.this working full time thing is really cramping my style.

I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat

Wearing an oversized shirt may not make me look skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.

Teach me the computer so I can internet.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Keeping your job is the new raise. Sad but seriously true!

I would get punched a lot if people could read my mind

Some say your opinion does not count, well time for a stunner.

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