"Break off in case of sparkly vampires" - I think this would be even more effective without the "Sparkly" part. But In all seriousness this sign is racist against vampires. A hate sign is what this is!
If you’re looking for a spooky centerpiece for Halloween, there’s a quick candlestick fix on Martha Stuart’s website. Create these cobweb candles by surrounding candlesticks with pulled cheesecloth and plastic spiders.
PHOTO: KATE SEARS Shocking Silhouettes As day turns to night, call on candles to cast an eerie glow throughout your home. When fierce silhouettes are propped above them, spectacular shadows dance across the walls. How to Make Shocking Silhouettes