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I've been saying "(s)he's a pretty cool cat" a lot these days and I don't know why<<<<i accidentally started saying "gosh diddly darn it" and i can't stop

+the super cute kitten paws (the remainder of your fingers poking out) <— this is exactly why I like oversized sweaters

Or "If you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray..." First time I saw I laughed so hard

Or "If you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray." First time I saw I laughed so hard What about 'When the jaws open wide And theres another set inside Thats a moray'

Wait so it was a lockdown right? My school's lockdowns are so weird, these red lights come on in the halls and the younger students started calling it 'Bloodwatch'. There's only ever been two real lockdowns. The first was when a pack of feral dogs got into the school, the second was when this kid climbed onto the roof and started screaming about killing himself. He was standing on top of the classroom I WAS IN.

Same happened to me and we thought it was a lock down so we were hiding in the dark for about fifteen minutes when we realized it was a tornado drill and we were on the second floor.

XD thats the best comment ever

hahahahahaha whos flat now hahahaha why do I find this so funny?

It just happens sometimes ~♡

I read this in chorus as we are singing, and then I read this and I smile and try not to laugh. I still laughed. Now I have detention.

Atheism, Religion, God is Imaginary, Humor. Can I tell my math teacher I'm atheist and can't solve exponential functions due to the fact that I don't believe in higher powers or.

What team?

New item on my bucket list: Say "What team?" in a public space, just to see what happens." I MUST yell "Wildcats!

I'm trying to be good and keep my eyes on the road - FunSubstance.com

I'm trying to be good and keep my eyes on the road

Hahahaa!!!

Ashes compressed into gemstone jewel sword avenge I will not die unless I am killed I can assure you

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