Omg i love this

I used to do this in high school and the kid next to me would laugh so hard that the teacher would ask what's funny.

Forever alone this is me.the big spoon. and not the good big spoon the forever alone one with the ice cream:(<<< what are you talking about? That is the good big spoon xD


So I watch Sesame Street with my toddler. Every time the Mister Noodle routine is on, this story is all I can think of.

This is my new life motto. If dream Jesus doesn't fish slap you, how bad an idea can itbe?

I need a twin

Damnit I have a paternal twin not a maternal twin (which mean i have an unidentical twin) i. Brother and sister twin! Why Godamit But at the same time I don't think I would survive with a double me.

The fact that I am both a Mormon and a Star Wars fan makes this even funnier.

I was going to say something like what person two said but they said it for me

There is a book with everything people’s said about you. Would you open it? 2 kinds of people

From this day forth I shall only curse in ice cream flavors (not that I curse. Gosh-dangit is the worst I get)

Cursing in ice cream flavors. Moutou What the mint chocolate chip just became my new thing.