I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.
Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Some believe they can detect earthquake tremors ten of fifteen minutes before humans. But do they warn us? Of Couse Not. They’re cats. And cats are A-HOLES !