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If I were to give up sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communicating.

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Unfortunately

I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days

Mean

Im actually not funny funny quotes quote mean lol funny quote funny quotes humor sarcasm sarcastic<< Yep.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yes. o.o

Morgan Freeman Meme: Actually, no, my post wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake ~ Joke All You Can

Yep I have mastered this. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Without a paddle

This makes me laugh. My mom always said, "We're gonna be up shit creek without a paddle." Well, I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle, and I'm here to tell you that I survived!

best things in life

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

Watch yoaz but in the mean time don't let no lesser touch yoaz.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

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As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. but pissing them off is a piece of cake!

seriousallthetime

"Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can't laugh at yourself, then call me.I'll laugh at you" - Unknown.

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

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