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Funny Baby Ecard: No, don't worry. The kids are either systematically destryoing the house, or putting together puzzles. They are quiet so I don't care.

:o(  Chronic Pain, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Hypermobility Syndrome, Ehlers Danlos, etc..

11 Tips and Truths No One Tells New Moms

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

...Or pouring a bowl of cereal to find that there is no milk left. Those kind of things ruin days. hahah.

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

lol

Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

This is so my mom. Frequent quote when I was a kid: "Mama mama mama honey honey honey, all I ever hear! I'm gonna change my name to shit and the first person to say it gets their ass busted!

Parenting Humor...This is me 15 years ago...lol #parentinggirlshumor

Parenting Humor...This is me 15 years ago...lol #parentinggirlshumor

Carole's Chatter: Is your room a museum, too?

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

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I have tht moment alot lol

Or preschool teachers lol wouldnt have it any other way :)

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Keep my girls!

Keep my girls!

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

Top 5 Funnies

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Can I get a witness?

Can I get a witness?

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

That's one reason I prefer texts or email.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

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