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Dude, I've been single for so long that I forgot how to spell relatsingleship.


I just want somebody to love me for the true asshole that I really am.

“She has that / whiskey sipping / skinny dipping / smile.” - Atticus

20 Instagram Poems By Atticus About Loving Imperfection — In Yourself And Others

Fuck yea I started a forest fire for some smores

Me: Isnt this Slend e rs forest? *Masky and Hoodie looks at me then each other before running away* Me: Hey!

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From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

Be happy with being you. Love your flaws. Own your quirks. And know that you are just as perfect as anyone else, exactly as you are.

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BAHAHA!!!  I actually do have a job that I love, great co-workers & can honestly say I haven't dreaded working in a while

That disappointing moment when you pull up to work, and it isn't fully engulfed in flames. Pretty sure I felt this every day at copps