I JUST told Rob this word-for-word the other day!!

Zodiac Mind - Your source for Zodiac Facts might as well put down the whole damn alphabet

Fun facts about your sign here

Good thing you were born a month early so you ended up a Sagittarius, cuz your Capricorn license would've had to have been revoked when you got together and married that cheap fuck.

I'm a gold digger

True: A Capricorn has a bad habit of trying to carry everyone else's burdens along with their own.