If I ever get married our children will be pillaged with endless cycles of dad jokes. *child yells for dad* 'yeah?' 'not you the other one!' *both answer* Which one?' 'The short one!' 'We're both short!' 'The twink-ier one!' 'We're both twinks!' 'Dad I don't care which dad I'm hungry!' 'Hi hungry we're dad!'
Omg that drawingHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahaha this is exactly what I'm going to tell my child. Actually, no, they can be Republican if they want. We will have political debates at absolutely every single meal, but they can be Republican if they want.
The genderqueer runs with the genderfluid
I actually just had a very long conversation at work about the plural form of penis. And also the dude with two dicks. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say I'm awkward and talk/joke a LOT about the penises.
I WANT PARENTS LIKE THAT OH MY GOD I haven't even come out to my parents yet they said they'd be "heartbroken" if one of their children were gay so fuckit this shit will never happen to me.