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My self esteem has 2 levels: I am a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love Bow down before me bitches I am your queen :D :D

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Omit the word RETARDED and this is funny. However, the word retarded is not and should not be synonymous with "stupid", "crazy", or anything else insulting.

Haha I want them all

And about of the time, the netflix and pizza wins out.I'm still that netflix and pizza girl.

This post describes me better than anything I have ever seen

Shower thoughts/socially awkward people Crescent Moon Darnel, Anyone?

Add to the list. I'm sorry I haven't been on. Who missed me?!

Those stringy things on bananas though, never really thought about it but so true

Uncle jesse was pretty cute lol even with that mullet

There is a Netflix show coming out called & House& I hope it wont ruin Full House.

funny notes to teacher christmas song month of anxiety

Funny pictures about Teachers being teachers even during Christmas. Oh, and cool pics about Teachers being teachers even during Christmas. Also, Teachers being teachers even during Christmas.

I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like hell yea, I'm So damn hydrated.

Okay this is so true. If you ask any youth on a mission trip with me, I make them chant "pee clear, pee clear!

Of course, there are some functions on Netflix you wish they would change. | 27 Pictures That Are Way Too Real For Netflix Addicts

Of course, there are some functions on Netflix you wish they would change.

Of course, there are some functions on Netflix you wish they would change. Way Too Real For Netflix Addicts

I fully embrace my bad handwriting! I seriously have such bad handwriting. Sometimes I think too fast and my hand can't keep up so I skip words :/ ~ Embrace your crappy writing ladies !

Me in a nutshell.  "Ooohh.  That's an interesting looking person.  I could totally marry him and have his babies.  Oh god.  He's looking at me.  Run away!  Run away!"

Me in a nutshell. That's an interesting looking person. I could totally marry him and have his babies. Oh god." <-- I like it when the girls are scared of the boys for once.

tRu and alSo tHANK YOU FOR 15k (also shoutout to saf for telling me bc i hadn't noticed !!!)

Most of the time I'm not even the least bit sensible and just force my finger into all new shapes until it does that weak crackly thing. << Oh my gosh!

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