A southern Lady! Hahahaha...@Sarah Chintomby Murphy Flynt

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

Every mom can appreciate this! I would get so much more done if I didn't have to clean up after teenagers!

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!


you don't like dogs? Good luck with your life without a soul yep good luck

Ha ha by rowena

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

Ugh, another thing I face almost daily!

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way. I don't have to pretend to disguise my glass.........ha.

The most awesome images on the Internet

Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice.

Today's Housekeeping Tip:  "Always keep several get well cards on the mantel.  That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean."  LOL!

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Curly hair rules!

Curly hair rules!

Anne Taintor Captions | Retro Shower / Anne Taintor - Favorite Captions - Polyvore

Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.


A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

yep...i'm not ashamed...gotta do what you gotta do to get some sleep!

Breastfeeding Encouragement Cards: Would You Send One?

Hey some nights ya just gotta do what ya gotta do.LOL Don't worry you're not the first mom who's ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed. Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.

most depressing time in someones life...

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A simple request.

Treat me like a Queen - vintage retro funny quotes

Over and over!!

why do the want dinner every night. Story of my life: I hate cooking!

Guilty as Charged!!!

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.