though dudley having a magical child is unlikely but oh god this is cute <3
THESE ARE NOT TEARS! MY EYES ARE SWEATING!
Draco: "Oh, God! I've become a goody two-shoes! My father WON'T hear about this! If anyone tells him, you're dead! Do you hear me??" Everyone: *nods vigorously.*
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
How Harry Potter should have used the Resurrection Stone.
“James and Sirius would be those dudes that professors would always call on because they’d think they weren't paying attention but they’d always know the answer.” “And only 40% of the time that would be because Remus whispered it to them from the desk behind.”
Marauders- One problem Remus is a halfblood so he probably knows about Disney.