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Too funny.

From scratch?I scratched the bakery label right off the box : )

My feet have felt that more than once!

Meme We're gonna be short staffed today. So, if you could just go ahead and do the work of that would be great.

wine how classy people get shit faced

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.


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Choosy moms choose beer @Jean Loang Rankin and @Shellie Giddings Gebhard would agree

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:-)  The dino show that used to be on tv, the baby would say "not the momma" to the dad, thats what my kids would say

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

I'm right anyway.

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.