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Heh, it would be funny to do this, but I don't have an ex - boyfriend. Not even a boyfriend


So I watch Sesame Street with my toddler. Every time the Mister Noodle routine is on, this story is all I can think of.

Omg hahaha

This is terrible. But I can't stop laughing.<I can't stop laughing and in supposed to be asleep hopefully I don't get caught hahahahahhaha

Españyolo. ohmygod dying

My Spanish II teacher told me this and now I'm telling new generations of kids. In Spanish it's actually spelled "Eso si que es" But you know, it works :)

Smooth tumblr

These are all pretty freaking awesome. I love how everyone on tumble is getting really smooth lately.


thats one way to get out of a new class I suppose. That kid is going places.

Hahahaha the comment

oh my gosh, i am literally crying i am laughing so hard! the problem is i can totally see myself hiding and eating doritos behind a rug.