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Asshole

I've flushed toilets deeper than you and full of less shit -(a.

Sarcasm

Job & Work quote & saying Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! The quote Description Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived!

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Once my life for 4 years.  Now, F it.  I'll go in my pajamas.  I don't want to miss out on my life.

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

"That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious"

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.

Exactly!

That Moment

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.

Quote: "A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn." I'm sorry - but I find this so funnY!

Yes! Learned that the hard way

If they're not ready, move on. A wise woman waits for no one . at least respect yourself enough to let it go. I'm sorry I hurt you but I had do what I had to do T.