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ok so i tried and this is what i got *ahem* me:cyber sex Cleverbot: No, numbers. me:you start cleverbot: what song? me: *takes off shirt* cleverbot: *tickles feet* me: *takes off pants* cleverbot: *pulls back bow and the arrows destroys the tank*

A Funny Twitter Account

A Funny Twitter Account

AAACTUALLY the opposite of office would be onice instead of onfire. The opposite of off is on and the opposite of ice is fire so it's like a double negative XD

Im in love with this, i laughed too hard at some of these... I really should go to bed lol

By the end I was cry laughing-- I had to read the last one a few times cuz I'm like wtf why would my movie eat my popcorn?

Tumblr self-esteem

These are all pretty freaking awesome. I love how everyone on tumble is getting really smooth lately.

If These Tumblr Posts Make You Laugh, You Almost Definitely Have Parents

I've been through ten high schools, they start to get blurry. No point planting roots 'cause you're gone in a hurry. sorry I'm Heathers trash

When they graced us with the story of Eli.

35 Times Tumblr Proved Itself To Be The Best Social Media Site Ever In 2014

Of course I can you idiots, just because I know how to talk doesn't mean I want to talk to you. <<<< Sherlock as a kid, basically.

dude....thats the kind of stuff i would only come up with after the fact. that person is my hero http://ibeebz.com

thats the kind of stuff i would only come up with after the fact. that person is my hero << XD

I'm sorry, but I love this mother. I would want to shake her hand and award her for thinking about the glass being half full and I have the urge to protect her- she is so far the most innocent text messenger I have ever seen