Cederquist - I don't know why but I thought of you when I read this. Perhaps it is our shared odd sense of humor. I laughed so hard that I cried. I always thought the same thing. It's like running with a dog that loves to hump things.
My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D