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Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine (stress quote, quotes about stress)

It's true - there actually IS someone who always wonders why I'm so quiet

Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

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I said this today in fact. I was going to curl up in my room's metal lockers under the zebra fabric and hide for at least a month or so.

currently having that moment...so i'd suggest...staying away from me today. (and prob the rest of the week...and weekend)

Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan, himself, won't even fuck with me.

I need this for my desk.

What could be better than a bunch of tasteless e-cards to start off your week.

funny drinking quotes (20)

I just want to watch the drunks keep trying to get the straw into the pouch. I would probably one of those trying to get the straw in the pouch.

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

Sarcasm only does the job some of the time. it's like being a bitch jokingly even though you're kinda serious. When that doesn't work any more, you just say the same thing with out sarcasm.

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