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BEST OF dump: my favorites from the past year or so. (57) - Album on Imgur

BEST OF dump: my favorites from the past year or so. (57)

One time I was dating a non-native English speaker and he asked me to explain the different usages of shit and it was difficult

Flower Language

Now I want to learn flower language and then teach it to my future kids so that way we can communicate in code in case things go awry

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(+ in response to phone situation) Of course, love. I&amp m so sorry. I completely understand. You do not need to explain what happened. Do you have it back now. Now what&amp s going on.

Oh my

I just realized that and tagged my brother and he was like what and I said REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 5 (he was 7 and pushed me down the slide and I was it) (it was 9 years ago)

This is like me ignoring that little voice in your head that's supposed to stop you from doing something stupid.

This is like me ignoring that little voice in your head that's supposed to stop you from doing something stupid. <<< and then you ignore it cuz yolo

English (for the most part) is the only language I really know and I still can't speak it for dear life

English (for the most part) is the only language I really know and I still can't speak it for dear life<<Imagine having to memorize 3 and having to translate things to the other two languages from English

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