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bitch - Control your whoremones, slut.

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Hahaha...swamp cunt!

I'm not angry that you called me a Bitch, I'm just sad that you're stupid and lack the creativity to call me anything else, you knuckle-dragging inbred swamp cunt.

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Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker.

For realz.

I'm Tired Of Your Shit. Go Have Your Period In A Shark Tank, Bitch But seriously though.


"Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes, just try a day thinking in my head." A mind so creative, yet a mind so insane.

So true

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

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This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Yet another zinger from @Ahneke Thompson

It's as if they all go to the exact same "Asshole Academy," and learn the exact same lessons on how to pull the exact same shit as each other. Mark my words: it's an Asshole Conspiracy.

So true.

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wtf: Oh, you hate me? Join the club!There are weekly meetings at the corner of Fuck You St. and Kiss My Ass Blv.

I do hate that

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.


Pathetic ass bitches like you.one of these days you are going to pop off to me and I won't be able to control myself.and BAM! upside your fucking face! oh how I will feel so satisfied.>> She a bad bitch.

I really don't

Hahaha live life yeh like a bitch apparently! That's all you are, everyone has seen it and knows it, you talk all this hype and guess whose pushing paper now! your all talk Hahaha dumb cunt