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This is to all my "so called friends!!!" gotta love when they only "need" u to do something for them!!!! Ha!!!! Jokes on u guys.....

While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. quotes about fake friends talking behind your back


Strong woman Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like its funny. Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played.

I say this quite often and it's usually to "men" who make me look like a dwarf. I may be short, may not which much but my personality and temperament makes up for it.

I make no apologies for the fact that your balls aren't big enough to handle my personality. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.


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So accurate

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This is what I need to say to Brandi from now on :)

Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

Hahaha I can relate to this!

I don’t care if you’re joking. I’m in a bad mood and you’re p*ssing me off.

My bad!

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Be yourself!

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HA just got done with mr asshole

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No, I havent met mr. but i have met, mr liar mr player mr asshole & mr douchebag

Oh Snap!

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