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I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

I never skipped words or pages when I read to my kids. What a lazy thing to do...

I never skipped words or pages when I read to my kids. What a lazy thing to do...

Lol

Lol

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Humor

It's too bad that having a job which sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat from your ass.

It's too bad that having a job which sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat from your ass.

Funny Friendship Ecard: According to MASH I should be living with N'Sync, in a shack, in France, with 23 kids.

Funny Friendship Ecard: According to MASH I should be living with N'Sync, in a shack, in France, with 23 kids.

I'm sorry, as someone who practices yoga, I think this is hilarious ...

I'm sorry, as someone who practices yoga, I think this is hilarious ...

grad school humor tumblr - Google Search

grad school humor tumblr - Google Search

Ecards friends who can't handle their alcohol

Ecards friends who can't handle their alcohol

My office just started Wine Wednesdays! It takes place in the ladies' room handicap stall and I'm the only one who knows about it.

My office just started Wine Wednesdays! It takes place in the ladies' room handicap stall and I'm the only one who knows about it.

Probably the only place I don't hold something in my hand and put it back out of guilt!

Probably the only place I don't hold something in my hand and put it back out of guilt!

Women are helpless only while their nail polish is wet.  Even then, they could pull a trigger if they had to.

Women are helpless only while their nail polish is wet. Even then, they could pull a trigger if they had to.

Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and I'm over here like, 'Hey mom, look what I drew for you.'

Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and I'm over here like, 'Hey mom, look what I drew for you.'

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FINALLY! thank you. now eat your sandwich

FINALLY! thank you. now eat your sandwich