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Hahahahaha!!!!!! Oh my goodness, not something I would usually pin but that is funny.

Assholes, I know a few people this would fit.and the biggest one is named DAN!

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

wish this wasn't true!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Coloring book for grown-ups... So, so inappropriate, but HILARIOUS.

Funny pictures about I tolerate you. Oh, and cool pics about I tolerate you. Also, I tolerate you.

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

Bwahaha-- I HAVE to do this!!!

Free, Courtesy Hello Ecard: when your phone rings private answer it "Greg's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up on u!

Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!