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35 Wall Quotes Will Change Your Way of Living

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

This is basically exactly how I feel about my evil coworker.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Exactly!

So funny! "It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right" :)

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I was going to suggest you quit acting stupid.then I realized you're likely not acting. Carry on. I'll watch from a distance.

YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

ha ha! I know someone who would then say "put your big boy pants on, and go kick ass"

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it, they say. But what if I can't find my big girl panties?

I know this one kid in my class... I don't even think he knows what flowers are much less common sense

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. LOVE THIS! Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. LOVE THIS! was last modified: May…

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Smart phones and stupid people

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Posted via BlackBerry,funny quotes. We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

That's just Awesome!

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

Yeppers

Actually, I want my own game show called What's Wrong With You? WTF is wrong with you would be the bonus round.

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