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That's one way of looking at it.

Oh Freud.Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

See my potty mouth may have more than dirt to say

"People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy, human behavioral studies suggest." I must be the most honest, trustworthy human then hahah

Sounds familiar! Or how bout when you start a project/chore and does 90% of it and they offer to help and does the last 10% and then takes credit for all of it?

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Really a quote? Have to check this one...

Yup, some people are assholes. Fuck people who say horrible things about other people just because they want to make themselves seem funny, cool or respected. Slowly starting to hate people. A lot.


"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot." Isn't this the truth! I love the cast in my life.

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite. - http://themindsjournal.com/people-who-reply-to-my-sarcasm-with-sarcasm-are-my-favorite/

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

Funny, Fun Time, Tired Funny, So Funny, Hilarious

Lmao it'd be hard not to laugh at that but also sock you in the face at the same time

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

Well duh. This is Brandi Lambert.  Always apologizing ahead of time for being hilarious!

Pinterest…the new Black!

Sometimes i think this is really me, but i'm sure that most of the time i may be the only one laughing at my jokes, but that's perfectly alright by me b/c i am hilarious.


"Don't make me flip my bitch switch." - Wednesday Addams The Addams Family movie movies meme

I just call @Sarah Hutton to do my research. That girl can use Google like no one's business.

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.ain't that the dang truth!

freaking love this!

Support Group...Another one bites the dust

nickthejam: “ Then don’t join my fan club bitch. ” this was funny to me

Condicionamiento Clásico - Humor

Funny pictures about Dog's Pavlov. Oh, and cool pics about Dog's Pavlov. Also, Dog's Pavlov photos.


I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!