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Told you so

Yep it's very true. Might as well accept it :) If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way Mom told you to in the beginning.

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You dont like it when i lash back out n talk shit do you.im glad its gettin to u. You wanna talk shit i can dish it out to ugly ass bitch.


the fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers - Mar 04 2015 PM

Marriage is marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor

I called them streaks of wisdom and I'm proud of every single one of 'em on my head!

Those aren't grey hairs, idiot, they are strands of GLITTER growing out of my head! funny I don't have grey hair but I'll use this when I do :)


I would get punched in the face if people could read my thoughts. You dont want INTJ honesty

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. Life with Fibro Fog