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The only time a woman is helpless is when her nails are drying. After that, watch out.romThe only time a woman is helpless is when her nails are drying. After that, watch out.

Duh! Now outta my way! Lol

If you can run in heels, you can do anything! (I can barely walk in runners most days - but I sure can run in heels)

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Got that right....:)

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

Paralegal ready for day

Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up. Sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face.Yep I'M ready for the day.Bring it on.Bring it on!

Today is going to be one of those days. I'm up. My feet have hit the floor. Momma bear is ready to kick butt and take names. Watch out devil, this is my family, and you can't have them!

CANVAS QUOTE for WOMEN x "Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says OH CRAP SHE'S UP" - Author Unknown, but appreciated. I love this quote, watch out world.

the important things in life- Aubrey Hepburn - Click image to find more Other Pinterest pins

MYLIFE to a T! audrey hepburn quote life quotes I believe In pink. being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. Happy girls are the prettiest girls. Tomorrow is another day. I believe in miracles.

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. ~ God is Heart

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

#truth

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

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If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

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