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The world is getting so sensitive. Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without offending someone.

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such a good one

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This is why I don't open doors anymore. I will literally wait for someone to open a door just so I don't have to embarrass myself.

Boss : are you on drugs?  Me : you and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem

Someone from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, CA posted a whisper, which reads "Boss : are you on drugs? Me : you and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem"

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

Someone posted a whisper in the group The Sarcastic Idiots, which reads "I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

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everytime my cat gizmo goes in my bedroom and lays down. I cover him with my pjs and give him a mini stuffed animal. and then he falls asleep

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That's just too much!!

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

Yeah!

They should put prizes in your Tampax box. Your period sucks, but here's a off ice-cream you cranky bitch.

Check out this whisper! http://whisper.sh/w/NTMyMTI3MTQ0

Someone posted a whisper in the group Dark Humor, which reads "Always remember that you're not worthless. After all, organs are extremely expensive on the black market"

Unexpected surprises

I loved bag fries! "No one is unloved. We are all the fries at the bottom of the McDonald's bag. Maybe we go unnoticed at first, but there is always someone who is thrilled to find us.

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