P.S. Mom wasn't a Ragland till she already made a male Ragland. There are no other Mrs. Raglands. None married to a Ragland. And none can exist that have near as much right to the queen ship. If I never met you, there is a possibility none of us would have played college football. You helped build this. However inadvertently, gives you a legitimate claim to the throne. And we've never kissed. So yeah. This mattered.