Drinking opportunities

Sometimes my terrible life decisions look like fantastic drinking opportunities

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"I don't do well with hints. You're an adult. Speak your fucking mind." Quote by unknown.

Dear Karma, I have a list for you.

wtf: karmasutra~when life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways pqc: karmasutra-cuando la vida te jode de formas muy creativas!

#drinks #lol #classy #boss

Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : As the quote says – Description Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy.

Up at 'em today! Healthy breakfast for the fam then a workout before work lol. Shoulders, bi's and tri's today. Ready to feel the burn! My arms are looking ahhhhmazing!

Job & Work quote & saying Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! The quote Description Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived!


You don’t find your worth in a man. You find your worth within yourself and then find a man who’s worthy of you. Remember that.


Friday, My Second Favorite Word, The first would be FOOD - thought it would be something else?

The Answer is Bottle . It always has been. Shame on you for asking. #WineMemes

The Answer is Bottle . It always has been. Shame on you for asking. #WineMemes

What all had to happen to get this sign made??? - http://lolsvillage.com/?p=10222

22 Signs that Demand an Explanation - You know someone did all of these things. Sadly I needed a sign like this


Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

psych-quotes: Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.so funny

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wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls don't cause so MUCH DRAMA, guys weren't so confusing and goodbyes only meant until tommorow

b for bel: A woman is only helpless when... #quotes #nails

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